My Pre-thon story!
ok here I go-
Sunday-Came into Red Bank around 12:30. Met up with Pat (Delewhere) - very cool guy. Saw Felicity and Kevin. Hung out at The Stash for a little while with Gramps- Another very cool guy(thanks for signing my post card!!) Pat and I drove to Marina Diner - I had Chicken Parmesan - yum. We met Karla and Scott. We had a very cool conversation about religion. Jesse (thanks for remembering) and some people that were on the tour came as we were leaving. Karla and Scott were going to The Quick Stop so we followed- Got lost but a very friendly Jerseyain sp.?) helped. While outside of RST(closed) a man tried to return videos - All of us finding it hilarious they hay had actually closed early asked if we could take pictures with him. Can't wait to see how they turn out! While invited to stay with many people and go to many parties- I decided it would show more responsibility to go home that night. Pat dropped me off at the Red Bank train station. I missed the first and the others were all heading to New York. Stood in the rain and cold for two hours. Mom finally came and picked me up.
Monday- Got into Red Bank around 11. Walked around. Took LOTS of pictures. Very bored. Saw two guys with day two hats and approached. "Hi" "Hi we're going to The Quick Stop - wanna come?" “Hell yeah." Thus commenced the leeching! Cocknocker (Shannon [sp?]) and CluckUChicken (Ty) were so fun! I got them lost on the way to The Quick Stop but we finally got there. Ty bought a Gatorade (I was going to get one to have Kevin and Brian sign as a gift for my brother) and we got a bunch of pictures with them holding it.
With Ty being tired and nothing to do until the Bowling Party they wanted to go back to the hotel. Hoping to find a lot of day two people roaming the halls I asked to go hang out with them at the hotel. When We didn't really find anyone Shannonn and I rented Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I asked if they wouldn't mind me staying with them. I called my mom to let her know where I was ( Thank God his name is Shannon) After that we went into the lobby and hung out - Met a Day 1 guy who is an artist - girlfriend was sick - never got his name- very cool conversations though. Met Weily (Mooby Man) and a few other people I don't exactly remember. Ty Woke up and wanted Taco Bell - went in search of one- Why the hell are Taco Bell's in New Jersey closed at 9? Went to Bowling Party. Saw Jen and Ming. I was facing the stage sitting at a table, Ming in front of me talking to the newly weds- he turns and says "Hi Kevin" I turn around and Kevin's ass is in my face. Saw Drunken Uncle Hal - had an unusual conversation. Saw Pat and a few other people. Merrick kicked real ass!!
The real party started when we left around 1 and found ourselves at the hotel- we ran into some people carrying ice- they said Party in 438. Because the 509 party wouldn't start until later Ty and I went to that room. Pool boy, Mooby Man C-Bone, Guinness Guy, and a whole lot of others. Most of them already drinking from our luscious bathtub cooler. We heard the party in 509 was broken down because of the noise disrupting the neighbors so we stayed at our small but very fun party. Once they found I was a minor and never really drank before- I had many an offer. Yungling Black and Tan was my father choice of beer so I decided why not kills a few useless brain cells! C-bone (every time I said something he said - Man! I love this chick- or - She is so cool- or something like that) was taping everything and made us introduce ourselves to the camera and stuff. Right about now is when I realized I was the only chick who had hung around very long and the only minor - And I LOVED the attention!!. Ty got sleepy and I need the key so I walked him to his room ("Isn't this funny. The drunk leaving before the newbie.") I had bought some really disgusting cigars and was trying to give them to some of the guys- One came outside and smoked half. Coming back to the party we met Douglas Fir- The coolest Brit around- That dude was fucken awesome! And he knew who I was!! So we went and hung out at the Bathtub Beer Party (that's my name for it now fellas) Douglas Fir and Karnor Jax posted a bunch of stuff and Pissed a bunch of people off. After telling a bunch of mutated one limbed missing date stories I decided it was time for bed. It was now 5:30 am on Tuesday.
Tuesday- 6:30 I got up and called my mom - the whole responsibility thing. Then we went to Vulgarthon.
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and then there was Vulgarthon
Here I go again-
Malcom Ingram (that's who that was right?) was nice enough to be taking a pictures with Kevin at the door - That was cool. On my way in Ming and Jen's mom were checking theater tickets. - Her mom said "Did you go to the Bowling Party last night?" "For a little while." "You look really awake like you got alot of sllep." I just laughed.I was Day 1 Theater 2. We started around 1.It was cute seeing Harley Quinn dance around in the mean time. Jen was there too.
Vulgar- This was one of the darkest movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. Bryan Johnson did a fantastic job. The perfict mood was always set in the lighting. Brian O'Holloran's realistic acting was extreamly scary. I was very excited. I don't want to spoil it so I won't say too much but I really enjoyed the end. I thought Bryan did some great acting himself.
Q&A - Bryan and Brian were late- I belive Brian's car broke down and Bryan went to pick him up.They answered a lot of questions- but off hand I can't remeber any of them. I do want to give props to the man who pointed out the safty plugs in Will's new house (safety smart Flappy.) And I really like Brian's description of how he got ready for the role - stomping the baby Jesus (not actually but a the people who were there get it)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - If you have not seen this then I will not say anything except the fact that you are a loser and should not be reading any of this.
Outtakes and cuts - Very, Very funny stuff- looking foward to the DVD.
Q&A - There were not any Questions that stand out in my mind.
We went on lunch/ dinner break. - Mooby Man, Ticket Guy, Cocknocker, and CluckUChicken went to a pizza place. We brought Walt the last piece but he didn't want it.
It was announced that Vincent, The Man who holds the weight of Vulgarthon on his shoulders, was leaving because he was exhausted. I don't balme him. I always thought he was a very shy person and he still seemed that way, but if only you could have seen his "Fairy." (see BHD)
Now You Know - We got to see it before most of the cast and crew. It was on beta and required a tape change. The credits and a few final touches still had to be added but--Holy Shit!! Jeff is so fucking good at writing women!! I loved this move and swear to buy it immediatly and do anything I can to support it.
Q&A - Now the first thing is Jeff promised to do the Randal walk if we laughed enough. That man is funny as hell! Another things was someone first asked about the hookers- not understanding Jeff said he didn't like the prefomance. Some one pointed out that the first question was about t"the other hooker" Jeff said somthing like why do they keep bringing up the hookers. Kevin realized what the person meant and said *(Spoiler)* " Jeff they mean my wife!" Kevin did a good job in the moive. Jeff made some comment about his mom wanting a part. At this point the man at the end of my row said " Here mom, you can play the transvestite." You can imgin the reaction and if you read the board after that you can see the ass wooping the guy was in for. It was funny none the less.
Big Helium Dog- What the hell is this?? Brian Lynch is one funny man. This felt like I had woken up in OZ! I really ejoyed it. Bryan as Jesus has to be one of the most well cast roles. Not to mention the "Fairy" - Damn Vincent is hot!!
Q&A - Nothing to say really. I was too tired to remember anything.
Angry Naked Pat - Another congrats to Lynch "Very good man, very good." I enjoyed the Monkey Man and Christopher Walken.
It is now about 12:45 and I wait in line for Kevin's Autograph. When I told him about the essay almost being compleate and reminded him that I had posted he remembered. I finally left at 1 am and got home at 4 am - Only to be in school at 6 am
The end
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